Multiple Personality Disorders( Advantages)

We are certainly peculiar ...(we means who ever fall into this category of "mallus") a bangalorean way of labeling people from God's Own Country intruding into India's silicon valley looking for greener pastures. We are known for our Multiple Personality Disorders . I know its a controversial term !!! Perhaps, we are the only community in the world ,which can (with out any intricacy ) change our personality traits and behavioral complexities according to the place we are in. Readers, i foresee the most reasonable question that comes to your minds.....i am gonna be explaining why we are such good survivors :)

We are known for our personal hygiene , god knows why is it so ... :( apparantly, we have our shower twice a day and we have comparitively cleaner homes....but we make sure that we deposit all our trash on road while we are sitting in our air conditioned posh cars, again, we will be consistent in practicing this piece of nasty art, only if we are well with in the defined political/territorial boundaries of INDIA :) Any nation other than India, hmmm....*condtions appy :) whether we dine only at the most sophisticated posh hotels and drive a four wheeler which takes half of our NA(Net Assets portions in our Balance sheets) we will only put our shit on roads....and we never fail to proclaim that "guess what, you should see the London Roads man, Singapore also not bad" adjusting our prestigious Ray Ban glasses...never to forget , we make such remarkable statements very proudly with lots of fake disgust on our faces too :)

We satisfy our ego mostly by building massive houses (mostly made of fund flowing from ceratin other nations, popularily known as "gelf" ) And we surely derive some kinda secret pleasure when we know my house is a bit bigger than my neighbor's...oye...whats wrong in building houses with my own money??? the irony is most of these massive houses will have only grand parents, a domestic hepl, and a dog to live in :( and we portray ourseleves as the worlds most simple creatures and humbleness flow as a fountain from our heads :) We can live in small studio apartments( if possible we share it with another family too ) but only we are far away from our kingdom.

We dont mind cleaning the public toilet, driving the public transport bus ( the term we use here is KSRTC DRIVER which is a normal down stream job for an ristocratic spoiled brat) in any nation other than INDIA !!! awww...... no way we are gonna do any job that commands lesser respect at least as a top govt official does or a company CEO, in case we have a name sake diploma from any of the universities which (may or may not) exist in the United Kigdom or the Great USA, we will not even think of working at a start up organisation with a "not that big of a position"....whether the above mentioned "name sake stuff" has added anything to any part of our brains, is a different issue...but we like to be in the blind spot of "I AM FORGIEN EDUCATED AND ITS A SHAME IF I END UP DOING ANYTHING LESS THAN WHAT BILL GATES DOES" :)

We girls love being amma's angels, wearing sawar kammiz with a thick duppattah covered at least till our stomach, we hate to speak to men neither we forget to tactfully convince our parents that we dont like being friendly with men, we have not even heard of this word called sex, we will surely go have the holy bath in "Ganga" if a man happens to touch us :) jokes apart!!! we mallu girls do it all with extreme confidence and dedication while we are at home....aint it a good thing?? after all we have to keep our parents happy and proud, is that a bad thing to do?? come on .....!!! But when we cross the God's Own Country boarders, we some how happenen to get the Multiple Personality Disorder symptoms and we happen to indulge in businesses that "homely angels" may/may not consider as taboo . SURELY NOT OUR FAULT !!! the air in the respective lands to be blamed. After all , we know how to keep it all subtle...aint it a good plan to have MPD symptoms all the time consistently when we are away from home ??? :) THINK ABOUT IT ...... :) :)

Notoriously entertaining :)

WARNING!!!
Prudes and good children are not welcome to this entry of mine.....

here we go...

Its amazing to see how men fish for women...when i say women(by default i mean reasonably good looking to the most radiant, gorgeous babes) Apologies to all those "so not good looking" ones out there!!! am helpless ladies...Because, i am gonna be talking about some naked truths and ugly facts here....

No matter what, eyes of all those rascals mechanically stop at the relatively goodlooking face and downwards subsequently , depending upon the potential of the "rest of the things" present on her...nature to be blamed for this unfair practice as most women get unbearably irrirated if the owner of those eyes is no where close to the handsome category...you know what, to be very very honest ,we love to be noticed and appreciated if the appreciator is a bit better of than the heirs of great grandpa ape :):) We are just so good at beautifying the entire scene with our fake antagonism and still wanting more and more of attention from the most handsome man out there !!! no wonder, most men with absolutely no resistance admit the fact that "women are the toughest entities to be discoverd "

I was flabbergasted to see how women* (defined earlier*) make use of their beauty and charm to get a lot of things (big and petty) done by the parched yet senseless(smart too at times, i will explain who are the smart ones later in this post) This is a common , very common practice in the corporate world, and the most sophisticated way of *managing (getting things done through others*) i must say this is a trusted and tested approach for all those ladies interested in testing the validity of this technique. Coming to the idea of smarter ones i was saying earlier, i still dont know if they are inherently talented in getting the mutual business(awww...you know what i mean... ) done with in the time frame available or they have innocently become scholors in this art after couple of vinegary experiences, by again our very own gorgeous ladies!!!

PS: No offenses ladies, especially, all those power struggling feminists :)))

I, Me, Myself !!!!

I am Mamtha Maria......its been 23 years since this natural calamity happened to my parents, and thats "me" !!! I was born premature and over the years i have grown well immature; even though i like to portary myself as a very " matured strong woman" , somehow these three words never like to sit together when it comes to my life...Am lean, clumsy,not so lady like and extreamly self obsessed (after all, i cant be so obsessed about my cubicle mate, shhh...it can be offensive guys !!! ) I love myself so much that i think, i am the luckiest person on earth...Well, i have reason to best this statement, you will get to know all of 'em soon....I am educated, if it means couple of degrees....of course it taught me how to read, write, think and organise my thoughts most importantly...I am occassionally upset and more often happy high :)...its very hard for me to be upset for a period longer than coiple of hours...

I AM RICH !!!!

Some "mean" people say, i am spoiled...Am I??? NO WAY !!! i think i am just well taken care of ......i've been lucky enough to be surrounded by people who love me, care for me and give me all the attention in the world...I have the world's best family, the most trusted friends , extremely loving cousins....i was brought up having , in abundance all that a normal human being could dream of...I feel , i am somehow god's favourite child. Does it sound too corny ??? : hmmm...i dont know :)