The currupted state and some diet attempts :)

As an NRI (I hate to call myself that, but legally i stay out my homeland for more than 180 days in a year, so i have no choice) I get to know about the political scenarios in country only on internet or some bits and peices mentioned by my father when i speak to him..I came across this incredibly funny news of a "yoga guru" going on a diet (they call it fasting) because he belived the government is currupt...well, I am not sure what was he doing all these while and what prompted this revelation....That apart, i was reading quiet a bit about this whole havoc and trying to understand the intensions, repercussions and modality of this so called "people's movement". The kind of support and the publicity service offered by the opposition party makes me belive a lot of evil things...(grin) ..we will let go of it for the time being till we draw a conclsion..

Curruption is surely not the best thing...It is a cancer that carves away the strength of any nation to grow massively and overcome all it's setbacks. A country like India, which has thousands of Indias within, surely needs strong visioned political leaders who can think beyond petty selfish gains. We surely dont need Rajas and Kanimozhis...But often, this has been misunderstood by our people and they are made to belive religious gurus and leaders will lead this country for betterment. Well, i did not see a thing being changed after the "Ayodhya verdict, after the Godhra tragedy" except that few innocent poeple lost their lives. It is an honest question to be asked to all our relious leaders, isnt poverty our biggest challenge? isnt unemployement and energy conservation the biggest worries of this century? why are we not worried about the inflation? Why are we only bothered about temples and mosques?? why do we give unnecessary attention to a 2G spectrum and sidetrack the entire political system in a way where government spends all its energy in saving its image and pleading to the yoga gurus to end his fast?? Dont we have a method to talk it out, draw attention of publicon to the curruption, investigate and punish the criminals instead of wasting our time and efforts.

Why are we into these publicity stunts?? Who gains when the government spends all its energy in retaining its image rather than doing productive things? How many religious leaders were ready to fast when the train tragedy happended in Gujrat?? How many of them lit a candle when thousands of farmers committed suicide in villages when they couldnt pay off their debts?? Why do we refuse to react in a civilised manner when curruption is exposed? why cant we focus on the current activities and still have stringent ways of curbing curruption?

Sarcasm !

I have recently discovered the most infectious self entertainment tool for a lot of people. Let me tell you how i know this by certain. Its an honest result of keen observation. Yes friends, i am talking about sarcasm ! I have seen lot of people being proud of their ability to be sarcastic and thereby entertain themselves (if not anyone else with commonsense ) The funniest trait of all these specimen charecters are, their ego state is unpredicatbly high :) I was surprised by the reactions of some "so called sarcastic" guys, when they are being made fun of !!!

The same matters they were being sarcastic about few minutes ago, hurt their ego so much that they get furious on the person who attempted to make fun of them !!! Is it fair??? Lol...No...not at all....But then, it has another aspect to look at...Generally, sarcasm is an escape mechanism...It always has a history..Each sarcastic statement made by a person, tells you a story of lack of self confidence, hurt, jealousy, ignorance or at times sheer stupidity ...I can assure you, a positive person will never be keen on portraying another man stupid or incapable...Its only lack of self confidence that pushes people to be sarcatic about others or their ways of life; so that, deep down in their heart they force themselves to belive"i am better of "

There is nothing wrong in dealing with your insecurity and ignorance in whatever way it works for you, but then the fair deal would be to prepare yourself for the same behavior (treatment) from others who have an equal right to try out their methods on you :) If anyone dares to be sarcastic about others must be courageous enough to face sarcarsm at its peak and critisism at its best ! If he chooses to get angry and hide behind anger, he should realise he was only being in a blindspot where he felt he was better of than others...Everyone is entitled to their opinions, ways and methods of life...Let's live and let live.. :)

Freedom of expression !

The expression "freedom of speech" has been widely misuderstood in recent times. My motivation to right this blog entry is an experience of mine that affected me pretty much. I fail to understand some women at times. Their emotions and the way they express them is kinda confusing.Everyone can have an opinion but that would no way mean that anyone can throw any filth at another person. I feel the base of every unpleasant comment about another person is sheer jealousy. I cant find any other reason to gossip about one another. Of course we all gossip, we gossip about something that we like about some we dont ! So i feel, the filt is created in each one's heart and it comes out and stinks...Why do we need to form a judgement about someone? why do we need to pass comments? why do we need to gossip? why do we have to be sarcastic? well, its the filth that is formed in our hearts...we must decide we need to be jealous and have a stinking heart :)

"No good man ever became suddenly rich"...well there's a way :)

Sounds good huh !!! i am dead serious pals.... :) *conditions apply ......

and the conditions are :

1. You need to be born as a male in human species...whether you have a spine on your own ; its a different issue altogether....so no worries for most of 'em out there...
2. You need to be of the "marriageable age" ....well, the definition of such an age totally depends on how desperate are you to get richer...
3. You need to be born in the political territory of India
4. You need to be a man with lot of relatives who are relatively jobless and mentally ridiculous ; preferably much interested in getting you richer
5. The man needs to be utterly shameless becuase it will surely help him and his family in the bargaining process later .... :)

once you fulfill the above mentions conditions, you are fit to be a perfect candidate to get richer in no time with added cookies like a well educated, reasonably good looking, well mannered girl who will have to take care of him like how his mother did when he was breastfed and work as usual and make money for him and his family. Yes ladiees, i am talking about a man and his family who came to me with a " marriage proposal" .....The boy looked and sounded ok to me and we both supposedly liked each other and virtually decided to walk down the aisel , if everything else goes well...and the "everything else" wasnt working out well for me...the reason is, the proposed groom's family wanted to know who would inherit my house and my property after my parents death !!!! WTF !!! We are not even close to the wedding matters...and they are talking of my parents resting in peace !! :( :(,......further they clarified that their son is "UK educated" and will be earning 3 times as me...well, so....??? so they would like me to fill the gap so that i dont feel that i am a financial burden for him in future....very considerate i must say :) :)

(*well, i just did not understand how will i be a "financial burden" for him/his family as i am not a woman who is just sitting at home watching sas bahu serails .....)

I am a woman with reasonable understanding of how a marriage should work...and how should a man take care of his woman...i used to belive or liked to belive that a man thinks of marriage, only when he is physically,mentally,emotionally and financially prepared to have a family on his own...i was feeling miserable that my parents had to go through something so ridiculous, just because i was born as a girl child....they have given me everything that i could ever dream of..and worked all their life to give me a comfortable living....anyhow, i was just not ready to be a part of this unfair game; neither do i want to be a part of a family who has such ridiculous idea about how their son should end up with a girl with lot of money....i was being insulted, and i said goodbye to my prospective groom forever, ignoring his uncle's further negotiation attempts...And trust me, i feel really really good....:) :) And when i shared it with one of my British friends (it took me few hours to just explain her the so called dowry thing, and how we need to "pay" money to get married) she was so agitated and wanted to slap my prospective groom and his uncle :) i regret the fact that i spend few hours of my beautiful life worrying about such a useless affair...

PS: I am not being a feminist here, neither a social activist....but a simple woman with a reasonable amout of self respect and a lot of love for her parents .

Ladieesss......Am not the best ???

I must admit , i am inspired to write this entry of mine, just coz i came across a man who kept talking (blabbering if you ask me ) a lot in ..... !!!

I was wondering, this has been his normal self, or something has intoxicated him (you know , alcohol, grass.....god knows what all) Anyway, my expedition was paid off in a while....Ahhh.....women* were around ...Lol (*i have defined in my first entry) Apparently, this man loses it when he sees "women" around ....Uff !!! Again, i happened to think its natures fault, why the male hormone rages this way....I WAS WRONG !!! In MBA terms, i did a root cause analysis....Guys, i was shocked and shaken, the result did tell me "wake up woman ....am looking for attention and suffering from severe insecurity" well, i didnt see the point, someone who talks as if nothing else matters, and super confident in what ever shit he blabbers,.....??? i was like...whats up!!!

May be, just may be huh; this man is trying to "impress"....i dont know, by trying the world's most nonsensical tricks and weirdest ego stunts ever....what have this so called "ladieessss man" ever learned about women!!! well, to all the men out there........., no woman(conditions apply) who is again in her regular senses has ever ever impressed listening to this ego boosted power struggling stories of men , if someone has ever faked such an impressed looks on her face, trust me she has her own ulterior motives behind ...am sorry to say Mr. nonsence, it wasnt because you were good anything that you think you are good at Lol.....Its pretty rare to find men, who talk only when there arises an indispensable situation, still manage to be tagged "intelligent and smart" by all the smarter women out there.....Dumb blonds still stand out :P

Nobody's cares dude, what you have and how much you had....Its all about how you are percieved :) If your idea is to "impress" you must try better things, tactics....talking crap and ornamenting yourself with stupid compliments is a ceturies old way of "impressing" women...Get original at some point, so that they and you yourself feel good about "this manliness" :) Honestly, women find it very difficult survive such impression creation and management programs initiated by you ego boosted and insecure men out there.....I hope you wouldnt like to see the constipated look on our face again....am sure you dont :) :) lets cooperate, coordinate and avoid such odd situations for you and us :) after all, earth is made for happy people and sobber people who still ROCK !!! :) So baby boys, dont be the lead actor in those ugly dramas; we do give you the deserving attention(if at all you deserve any, if no, am sorry...time to redo the inner architecture ) Great men are admired by women, no matter what...but do not dare to tell us to do so...coz, you are questioning our polite understanding on how men and women live together on earth Lol....We know it all !!! Let the decision making part be on the girls side...trust me , they will give you more than what you deserve ...Because women rarely appreciate the weaker ones !!!

Multiple Personality Disorders( Advantages)

We are certainly peculiar ...(we means who ever fall into this category of "mallus") a bangalorean way of labeling people from God's Own Country intruding into India's silicon valley looking for greener pastures. We are known for our Multiple Personality Disorders . I know its a controversial term !!! Perhaps, we are the only community in the world ,which can (with out any intricacy ) change our personality traits and behavioral complexities according to the place we are in. Readers, i foresee the most reasonable question that comes to your minds.....i am gonna be explaining why we are such good survivors :)

We are known for our personal hygiene , god knows why is it so ... :( apparantly, we have our shower twice a day and we have comparitively cleaner homes....but we make sure that we deposit all our trash on road while we are sitting in our air conditioned posh cars, again, we will be consistent in practicing this piece of nasty art, only if we are well with in the defined political/territorial boundaries of INDIA :) Any nation other than India, hmmm....*condtions appy :) whether we dine only at the most sophisticated posh hotels and drive a four wheeler which takes half of our NA(Net Assets portions in our Balance sheets) we will only put our shit on roads....and we never fail to proclaim that "guess what, you should see the London Roads man, Singapore also not bad" adjusting our prestigious Ray Ban glasses...never to forget , we make such remarkable statements very proudly with lots of fake disgust on our faces too :)

We satisfy our ego mostly by building massive houses (mostly made of fund flowing from ceratin other nations, popularily known as "gelf" ) And we surely derive some kinda secret pleasure when we know my house is a bit bigger than my neighbor's...oye...whats wrong in building houses with my own money??? the irony is most of these massive houses will have only grand parents, a domestic hepl, and a dog to live in :( and we portray ourseleves as the worlds most simple creatures and humbleness flow as a fountain from our heads :) We can live in small studio apartments( if possible we share it with another family too ) but only we are far away from our kingdom.

We dont mind cleaning the public toilet, driving the public transport bus ( the term we use here is KSRTC DRIVER which is a normal down stream job for an ristocratic spoiled brat) in any nation other than INDIA !!! awww...... no way we are gonna do any job that commands lesser respect at least as a top govt official does or a company CEO, in case we have a name sake diploma from any of the universities which (may or may not) exist in the United Kigdom or the Great USA, we will not even think of working at a start up organisation with a "not that big of a position"....whether the above mentioned "name sake stuff" has added anything to any part of our brains, is a different issue...but we like to be in the blind spot of "I AM FORGIEN EDUCATED AND ITS A SHAME IF I END UP DOING ANYTHING LESS THAN WHAT BILL GATES DOES" :)

We girls love being amma's angels, wearing sawar kammiz with a thick duppattah covered at least till our stomach, we hate to speak to men neither we forget to tactfully convince our parents that we dont like being friendly with men, we have not even heard of this word called sex, we will surely go have the holy bath in "Ganga" if a man happens to touch us :) jokes apart!!! we mallu girls do it all with extreme confidence and dedication while we are at home....aint it a good thing?? after all we have to keep our parents happy and proud, is that a bad thing to do?? come on .....!!! But when we cross the God's Own Country boarders, we some how happenen to get the Multiple Personality Disorder symptoms and we happen to indulge in businesses that "homely angels" may/may not consider as taboo . SURELY NOT OUR FAULT !!! the air in the respective lands to be blamed. After all , we know how to keep it all subtle...aint it a good plan to have MPD symptoms all the time consistently when we are away from home ??? :) THINK ABOUT IT ...... :) :)

Notoriously entertaining :)

WARNING!!!
Prudes and good children are not welcome to this entry of mine.....

here we go...

Its amazing to see how men fish for women...when i say women(by default i mean reasonably good looking to the most radiant, gorgeous babes) Apologies to all those "so not good looking" ones out there!!! am helpless ladies...Because, i am gonna be talking about some naked truths and ugly facts here....

No matter what, eyes of all those rascals mechanically stop at the relatively goodlooking face and downwards subsequently , depending upon the potential of the "rest of the things" present on her...nature to be blamed for this unfair practice as most women get unbearably irrirated if the owner of those eyes is no where close to the handsome category...you know what, to be very very honest ,we love to be noticed and appreciated if the appreciator is a bit better of than the heirs of great grandpa ape :):) We are just so good at beautifying the entire scene with our fake antagonism and still wanting more and more of attention from the most handsome man out there !!! no wonder, most men with absolutely no resistance admit the fact that "women are the toughest entities to be discoverd "

I was flabbergasted to see how women* (defined earlier*) make use of their beauty and charm to get a lot of things (big and petty) done by the parched yet senseless(smart too at times, i will explain who are the smart ones later in this post) This is a common , very common practice in the corporate world, and the most sophisticated way of *managing (getting things done through others*) i must say this is a trusted and tested approach for all those ladies interested in testing the validity of this technique. Coming to the idea of smarter ones i was saying earlier, i still dont know if they are inherently talented in getting the mutual business(awww...you know what i mean... ) done with in the time frame available or they have innocently become scholors in this art after couple of vinegary experiences, by again our very own gorgeous ladies!!!

PS: No offenses ladies, especially, all those power struggling feminists :)))